i very nearly wet myself

He Could Also Bite Your Knee-caps Off, So Be Careful

Dwarf with walking disability: Could you go upstairs and get me a glass of water?
Man: Water? To drink?
Dwarf: Yeah, to drink. What do you think I'm gonna do with it, wash my hair?
Nearby woman: You could swim in it, I guess.

--Abington Theatre Lobby

Overheard by: Chris

via Overheard in New York, Mar 28, 2008